Pros:

“A car should not require updates, it should be at its best when it leaves the factory.”

That’s a load of crap. I took an 850 mile trip this weekend. The first stop was a restroom break that my wife said she would have asked for had we not been stopping. We literally didn’t stay there a moment longer than we had to. The next stop was for lunch, and the car charged exactly as much as it could while we ate.…

Gay man here. Definitely a dick & ball(s). Thanks, Nike. Now Im horny & want to power walk somewhere.

has anyone’s thing ever fallen off from too much of a good thing? Ask Mick Jagger or george Clooney. But my money;s on that.

Knee and it isn’t even a question. Does Bernard Pollard still play, and is his team on the Pats’ schedule? Because that'll be the game it happens.

My money is on Explosive Amnesia.

You could also screen it on his ass.

“One!”

However much this Zonda has.

The automatic transmission.

Let’s talk about what’s really important: those gold As alternates are gorgeous.

I think the last minute of the game should be called like every other minute of the game (to be clear, I don’t think that’s exactly “by the book”). Why should it be otherwise?

Sitting through Space Jam right now would not be as fun as you remember.

I feel like CWebb may believe that was an offensive foul.

Jeremy Lin, like negative .91-real-plus-minus Jeremy Lin? Or Jeremy Lin, like Donald-Sloan-has-a-better-PER Jeremy Lin?

That’s what I said! Why aren’t perennial juggernauts like the Hornets starting Lin?!? This guy once had one great stretch of basketball while playing for a shitty team! Adam Silver should clearly ban Steph Curry, LeBron James, Kevin Durant and Kawhi Leonard from even getting paid and give that money to Lin! Is he the…

Fuck yeah

I always imagine it in Alex Trebek’s voice from this video:

Jaguars typically spend much more time in the shop with transmission problems.