I think you're right. Tough one, though. All white people look the same.

They're just raising their sticks to clear the cobwebs from the rafters.

Once Tiger got ahead of it you knew it wasn't going to be anything major.

No surprise as the Lakers have the most ineffective shooting guard in the NBA.

11.Left talents in South Beach. Finding decent movers in Miami is a bitch.

The result of that play was definitely a net positive.

"Just a little consensual BDSM."

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

It's where they're all going anyway, might as well be the default.

Jesus's Crucifixion Was Planned, Practiced, Therefore Thorny

Raiders got the first part at least....

This is nothing. I know of a basketball coach who used to forget which team she was coaching all the time but I feel like it would be mean of me to volunteer her name at this point.

How is that guy not in the AHL?

Brian Burke just offered this guy a 3 year deal.

To be fair to PM, Swearinger did taunt Welker with this after the hit.

Yeah, this overwrought language is sort of getting out of hand.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

I'd say the 2 and 5 were switched.

You accidentally switched the 1 and the 5 around, friend. Just lookin' out for ya.

You know how athletes are idiots and retweet people who say things like "Hey my birthday would be the best I've ever had if I got a retweet from you?" or "It's been a tough week how bout a retweet?"