It's about time a GM in Detroit rivaled anything anywhere again...

If those execs need any help I'm sure most Boston Bruins fans would be more than willing to point out Subban's biggest flaw.

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You must've heard "try again" pretty often during grammar tests in elementary school.

Clearly an unfortunate mistake, but I do think we need to talk about how sometimes, and obviously I'm against violence against spiders in any fashion, and quite frankly I would most definitely be right there to correct this individual. But too often, heretofore, we don't look at the possible provocation on the part of…

Now that I've seen the footage, 2 games seems about right.

As devilshamdevil noted, the PGA doesn't announce fines or suspensions.

Let's hope so. Every man should nearly drown in an avalanche of hot pussy and coke, at least once.

Dating Paulina Gretzky involves constant parties in a snowglobe full of space drugs?

Well there can be a V8 soundtrack coming through the speakers lol

"Penetration" was a pretty glaring omission. Sorry, guys.

The Bees may be better known to some of you by their previous name, Burlington Choke Factory.

Because this is Kinja, where vitriol and judgments rule.

Those seats!

Vince is here taking a picture with Kid, where's Play?

But maybe Blake Griffin can play half the game. Surely Donald is okay with half of him, right?

You got a weird feeling about the hotel but were fine with spending time in a 944?

Tatis' accomplishment should definitely come with an asterisk, though. Chan Ho was a notoriously hitter-friendly Park.

Yes. Or he shoots me.

"Man, cross checking meant something totally different back in my day."