Ehhhh, sweet car. Pic could stand to be much more in focus mind you

Yeah, millions of kids ARE watching. Millions of kids who wouldn’t be watching if it weren’t for erections. Shut your mouth, Adam Wainwright.

All things considered, that fifth goal is an all-timer.

The A4 has become one of the most desperately boring looking cars on the market... I don’t get it. At all.

I test drove this (with a manual) just after the 2015’s were released. Without the performance pack. What a fantastic car. It would NEVER stop being fun to drive, and its fast enough. Of interesting note, I am 6’8 and found it to be plenty comfortable for a driver of my size as well.

At least they got the color right, ‘Mine Don’t Stink Brown’

I don’t know what this says about me, but I really don’t give a fuck about the drugs. There was a three year stretch when there was nothing more awesome than watching this man come to bat. I’ve never felt like that watching anything. How many times did they walk him with the bases loaded? What is the parallel to that…

Congrats to Jalopnik’s female readers as you are now the only ladies to have ever seen this!

Yes, because winning at any cost is a new idea in sports, and has not been around since organized sports first became lucrative.

I would not park a 918 at a $400,000 house, but maybe that’s just me. However 400k is a nice down payment on a $2 million home...

I think the current M3/M4’s would drive an E36 or E46 M3 and it would be such a bitter sweet thing.

No chance this thing is below 3000 pounds. I don’t see where or how they could have shaved that much weight. I still want one badly, mind you.

Another huge mistake buyers often make when deciding between leasing and buying (with a loan) is that they operate a small business and think that they can only write-off, come tax time, a car that is leased. That is not true. Any payments made on a vehicle used for working purposes are tax deductible, at least in…

The most stirring Pedro performance for me will always be when he came out of the bullpen in cleveland in 1999 to throw six no hit innings in a bananas game that was tied 8-8 at the time. Series was at the fifth and deciding game. And he was out of it with a back injury. He came in anyways, and shut down their bats.…

I just want to thank you for this fantastic review. Finally a no-nonsense review of a car in the way it was intended to be driven. I hope to read more from you.

Dude, sense of humour fail. Go outside and get some sun.

“there’s only about 400 Million people worldwide”

statistically speaking that is untrue

Came here for that last sentence. Did not disappoint.

I’ll be honest, if I knew I could play GTA V with Rob Zombie as one of the characters, I wouldn’t have given up on the game so quickly.