You could at least give Brian Williams a producer credit on your accident recreation video. I mean, he was in the back seat of the Toyota.

Sadly, that turbo charged engine actually sounds better in this video than in real life.

I agree. I miss the old dominant Tiger. But I liken this to alcoholism. Recovering from that is all about seeking out the truth of life and your own existence.

I'm nearby and have a bit of writing experience and am a professional photographer. I wonder if I could go see something there on behalf of Jalopnik? Anyone?

I'll take that further. He needs to fire everyone around him period. All those corporate pieces of shit that urged him to become an automaton brand instead of a feeling human being. Every publicist, advisor, agent etc. etc. What his life has been, mentally, is a lie. The key to returning to golf greatness for him is…

I feel like this is what Walter White would have driven had he just stuck with Grey Matter Technologies.

I'm not sure what to tell you to do, but if I had to guess, that GT4 is going to retain value and become a collectors car with certainty. It may be the last truly great Porsche.

I hope the WWE takes a long, errr, hard look at this mans photos, more specifically that shrivelled sack where his testicles should be and give him a drug test. I think, maybe, he might be juicing.

Well. I think for SO many reasons this is a very important engine. Unlike the F40 Ferrari has moved to a Turbo because they HAVE to. I'm certain more can be said about it then what I just read.

Slow news day much?

Is it just me or does this seem like a silly waste of a marketing opportunity, using a car that a company has no real plans to put into production anytime soon? Why not just use the F Type R? I would pay to go to a theatre just to listen to it.

I guess this confirms that the sex change is complete.

Also, having just the one eyebrow lets him move around in the low post much more quickly

Sports Illustrated take note.

The slow motion part is the FUCKING BEST. I'm telling you right now people, get fucking high and watch this video OVER and OVER. While High. I'm high right now and it was like I was sitting in the back seat in the movie Super Troopers.

I never really knew what to think about these things. Recently, I got the chance to drive one. It was the 'lower end' model and it was a year or so old. The guy who purchased it is a very successful financial planner who doesn't concern himself with overspending on cars. He leases it through his business.

As if I didn't already like this guy enough. What a refreshing non-cliche set of comments he gave us here. He was so sure they had won and then it was ripped from his hands. That's sports. Most guys would have said some BS about team and getting back in the gym and blah blah.

This is also the recommended repair for most failing marriages

its funny how you felt the need to reply to my joke

its funny how you think he'd actually hit his intended target