I believe when they won this year, that made them the 2015 NFC Champions no? I'm suspicious

This is classic wild story telling, behaviour-covering nonsense from an alcoholic not quite ready to admit they have a serious problem. If Wayne Gretzky had another daughter, this guy would probably fuck her.

My guess is that they are testing ways to make turbo'd engines sound better

Do you know how when you're banging your chick, and you have this really hot vision in your head of going to town on her best friend, and you're really close to finishing to this thought, but then your chick says something or makes a noise and snaps you back to reality and you miss the train to jizzville?

this is gold dude +1

Why not? They put it on just about every vehicle now anyways...

The biggest symbol of oppression and ignorance on this car would still be its weight

Yeah, if the chase was in a perfectly straight line...

You are just the worst kind of POS imaginable. I've half a mind to smash your windshield but last I checked powder blue single gear bicycles don't have windows.

Jaguars typically spend much more time in the shop with transmission problems.

It's like this car is laying in bed smoking a cigarette, next to a McLaren P1 kind of curled up under the sheets. The poor P1 just wondering what just happened, and why the hell it agreed to any of this. The Ferrari just gets up, puts on its Jeans and leaves without comment.

This is so dumb.

better still snorted out of a strippers asshole

Judging by the whole Kim Kardashian Fiasco, America is all about curves now, and unlike the Hellcat this thing will actually go around them.

As someone who also has very sensitive teeth, I totally get why she figured sucking on a pudding pop would be less painful than biting through it. Zippity Zapp!

Sadly, this article will only ever make a certain amount of sense to me because I will never, ever watch a Taylor Swift video.

wow

We should all be so lucky as to be struck by the hand of god.

None of this is 'news' to anyone that actually follows basketball. When Kobe was at the top of his game, his methods helped get rings. But now he's not and his methods not only do not work, but they make him look the fool. So what? Michael Jordan wasn't exactly an angel either.

They lost the series 4-1, not 4-3. It was a very close 4-1 series, but this decision was far from the reason they lost. He shouldn't have been in. He shouldn't have stayed in. Whatever.