The slow motion part is the FUCKING BEST. I'm telling you right now people, get fucking high and watch this video OVER and OVER. While High. I'm high right now and it was like I was sitting in the back seat in the movie Super Troopers.

I never really knew what to think about these things. Recently, I got the chance to drive one. It was the 'lower end' model and it was a year or so old. The guy who purchased it is a very successful financial planner who doesn't concern himself with overspending on cars. He leases it through his business.

As if I didn't already like this guy enough. What a refreshing non-cliche set of comments he gave us here. He was so sure they had won and then it was ripped from his hands. That's sports. Most guys would have said some BS about team and getting back in the gym and blah blah.

This is also the recommended repair for most failing marriages

its funny how you felt the need to reply to my joke

its funny how you think he'd actually hit his intended target

I believe when they won this year, that made them the 2015 NFC Champions no? I'm suspicious

This is classic wild story telling, behaviour-covering nonsense from an alcoholic not quite ready to admit they have a serious problem. If Wayne Gretzky had another daughter, this guy would probably fuck her.

My guess is that they are testing ways to make turbo'd engines sound better

Do you know how when you're banging your chick, and you have this really hot vision in your head of going to town on her best friend, and you're really close to finishing to this thought, but then your chick says something or makes a noise and snaps you back to reality and you miss the train to jizzville?

this is gold dude +1

Why not? They put it on just about every vehicle now anyways...

The biggest symbol of oppression and ignorance on this car would still be its weight

Yeah, if the chase was in a perfectly straight line...

You are just the worst kind of POS imaginable. I've half a mind to smash your windshield but last I checked powder blue single gear bicycles don't have windows.

Jaguars typically spend much more time in the shop with transmission problems.

It's like this car is laying in bed smoking a cigarette, next to a McLaren P1 kind of curled up under the sheets. The poor P1 just wondering what just happened, and why the hell it agreed to any of this. The Ferrari just gets up, puts on its Jeans and leaves without comment.

This is so dumb.

better still snorted out of a strippers asshole

Judging by the whole Kim Kardashian Fiasco, America is all about curves now, and unlike the Hellcat this thing will actually go around them.