It's not so much that you fucked up the pacing and tune twice, its that you are absolutely terrible at singing. However, this ritual is stupid, no one should give a fuck and you are an excellent and entertaining writer and I still love you eh.

agree to disagree then, except that I don't like either of them anymore (never really liked Vette's, but if you just want to drive something, its a hell of a bargain). I would never get a GTR, to me its just a video game. The statements I made were directed to what I feel the majority of people would say. If I had…

The latest Viper is an uglier version of what it used to be as well. In my opinion, it doesn't stick out the way it used to. And in all likelihood, the new Vette is more Civilized on the street (I've not driven either of the new models). Again, its the sticker shock. I just don't see many people with $125K to spend…

The real problem here is that the latest Corvette is a better car in most every way for almost half the money. And that's just a base Vette. Wait until the ZR1 or Blue Devil or whatever the fuck they'll call them now comes out, it'll absolutely spank it, still for less. So yeah, why the fuck would I pay $125K for an…

Mathematically speaking, this is STILL a rip-off. The 16oz (regular) beer is $0.25 per oz and now the 24oz (large) beer is $0.29 per oz. So pay more for a beer that COULD be warm by the time you're done drinking it! Yay!

"No chance we could have pulled off that comeback barrage against the mighty Canucks with that bum Vanek in the lineup"

I'm not suggesting Bryce is on steroids. But he was clean shaven yesterday.

It's about time they found a way to slow down the games

wait is that a 360 alley-oop? Sweet jesus

Yeah but does he drink and party like his dad Woody?

This information is indeed accurate but I'm afraid it doesn't really paint a complete picture. The amount of studies calculating the LONG TERM (I mean, very long, we, for the most part have all been consuming aspartame products our entire lives in this generation) continue to remain at zero. Its simply not possible to…

Alright I'll play along:

I'm reasonably certain he was just giving props to Manti Te'o's girlfriend

If anyone followed Lumsden's football career, this comes as no surprise.

You know, if my cleaning staff ever left a note like this on my fridge, I'd fire them.

Despite his insistence, recent allegations had not helped Darren Sharper escape his old high school nick-name 'Wolf Dog'

Wayne Gretzky: Paulina! I've told you a thousand times, this is a new city, and a new opportunity for us here in Phoenix! But you need to behave yourself!

Of greater concern is how quickly Darren Sharper showed up at the scene once he found out she was unconscious.

Johnny looks more like Mike Weir in that green jacket.

Alternatively, if you are in the mood for grilled cheese and feel like this method takes too long, you can just download the new Farrah Abraham 'sex tape'