Ah, man.

Fourth grade.

I think this is gross and wrong too, but I believe the proceeds go to veterans’ charities, so it’s... less gross, I guess?

In college, I bet the manager at Chipotle I could eat a full chicken burrito in five minutes, and if I did, they’d have to give me another on the spot.

So Flynn was fired for talking to these Russian individuals, yeah?

I love dumbshit trolls who come and spew garbage like this without any sort of proof whatsoever.

You know you’re one of the enablers, right HamNo?

Oh please fuck all the way off with your hand wringing and fart smelling over Obama getting paid for a fucking speech.

This is fine.

Well, his speech writers know that. I’d be shocked if he actually does.

Bringing money in from investors is bad.

True story: once a week, I start typing in “gaw” before I remember that it’s not there anymore and we can’t have nice things.

Kyle Orton’s pass week 1 in 2009 that was popped in the air, caught by Brandon Stokley, and run in for the winning touchdown. Gus Johnson on the call.

The Miracle in Michigan - Kordell Stewart to Michael Westbrook. The local radio call in Denver was marvelous. “NO FLAGS ANYWHERE!”

in a game of bigs

This is an excellent write up. As a fellow Denver resident, who also skipped class to witness their first game, I salute you.

They have a lovely ballpark in downtown Denver, and it’s one of the best things about summers in the Mile High.

He has maybe a year left of high level play... and even that is suspect.

Yep. I’m pretty much done with the NFL.

Lol. That’s hardly the point.