Lucky you: President-Elect Dumbfuck is about to make that a reality.

You know how people used to say, “If you don’t vote, you can’t bitch”?

And think, just yesterday, people in Colorado were giving Bennet the ol’ “he’s not a real Democrat” treatment because of St. Bernie’s non-binding resolution about importing Canadian drugs.

Is that... is it real? I don’t remember this at all.

This may be going too far back, but...

Travis Kelce is a whiny little bitch.

GET OUTTA HERE SNAIL!

Everything you said is true. All of it.

Oh, aren’t you a charming little snow flake. “Some of us don’t believe in binary politics.” Neat story.

Two is “nearly as many” as four?

This is why you cast a vote against him.

Oh, please do fuck right the fuck off. There has never, EVER been someone who answers fewer questions than this orange piece of shit you apparently voted for.

TP’d a kid’s house in my neighborhood in middle school. Would have been fine if we’d stopped there, but with no sign of the kid or his parents coming home we kept, like, daring each other to do things.

“They’re morons.”

All hail new god, Rom Romberts.

Coach Kubiak in Denver has had a hard on for Taylor since he was drafted. Wouldn’t shock me at all if he was a Bronco next year.

He’d have to actually vote for that to matter. HamNo Don’t Vote.

Hamilton Nolan didn’t even bother voting. So it’s not like his saying anything about anything is worth the bandwidth it’s using.

You’re fucking pathetic.