So what you’re saying is this Goldberg guy is some kind of rube?

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

If I don’t see a god damn parody video of Sauron telling Frodo he’s his father I will lose my shit.

Hello me understand? If my table saw is sitting at a 4 degree angle, so is the table top and so is the material. Cuts will be perfectly fine.

Exactly what I was expecting. Always a favourite of Jerry Pournelle's I seem to remember.

Aww. I thought this article was going to be about the other Flying Crowbar Of Doom idea from the Cold War: Project Thor.

Their next polls will be "When will you be taking your next vacation?", and "Where do you hide emergency keys to your house?"

there was an article on IO9, or cracked a few weeks back that basically said "Look, they went native, the historical and archaeological findings point to the people saying 'Frak this, these natives know what they are doing' and did what mopst people do in a long winter in the US, boink"