I love this stuff, but I came here to say what the hell? When did you start writing for Gawker media?

DO YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHO THIS WOMAN IS

You know very little about music.

I think she looked amazing. It's not like she wore this at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I say good for her. Nipples aren't evil. Even lady nips.

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

Not *ALL* Earths!

Here's Jon Hamm holding a snow leopard, for the greater good:

I wonder what percentage of comments about Rihanna's naked pics were about how she's "desperate for attention" as opposed to Madonna here, who has been doing this shit since before RiRi was a twinkle in her mother's eye (and looks just as good, IMO). And by the way, of course Madonna is trying to get your attention.…

....seriously?

Caught them all, didn't hear anything about this soon enough.

Sure it's neutral to you if you aren't a part of the culture you're sampling. It's not for members of the sampled culture, plain and simple. It's childish to take something like this & complain about not being allowed to wear whatever you want - respect other cultures enough to not fetishize certain things into…

I am a big fan of Bruce I will admit. But the fact that he covered the song by himself, no help, right there, boom. So impressive, I absolutely loved it. It wasn't a serious cover, just Bruce magic at it's most primal. Talent.

For those that have never been to a Bruce show, you can literally request any song and there's a chance they'll play it. This is more of a comedic bit and isn't him legitimately attempting a cover. This is him making this happen on the spot.

To be perfectly honest, I felt more degraded in a minimum wage, blue-collar, low paying, service job than I ever did doing porn.

yeah I just thought about that too. I'm starting my kickstarter for a condom attached screen wipe project. you know, just in case for those though moments.

Honestly, I thought it was freaking great. The Mandarin is a ridiculous racist caricature and I don't get all these people complaining that he wasn't represented properly in the movie.

I find it very odd that people use a media player for music that doesn't have any library/media organization features.

This is patented bullshit, though I am glad that Blake Lively is elevating it to a baroque form. I honestly like this better than the lies about quinoa and endless swim practice. At least this the common woman has a chance of refuting by power of her own anecdata.

Welcome to Mac and Me. No need for a pregnancy test, you are now sterile.