I was thinking the same thing after looking at the "Quality" bluetooth headset I ordered from Hong Kong that I had to superglue back together.

Seeing the LoL/starcraft players get pissy and crying foul is hilarious.
Fantastic arguments like "we helped build twitch" and "pokemon isn't e-sports"

Cry some more Turbonerds, pokemon has just as much rights as your games do.

Tidus's voice was fine.

im nutty

There where two German Shepards in both the comic and the movie.

Well, they already did fries so sure, why not?

Kotaku tried so hard, but in the end just couldn't release an article without mentioning Flappy Bird.

[looks at shoes]

I am offended this article does not even mention Unreal Tournament (2004) or Quake when talking about "vertical movement."

You sank my battleship. Well played.

Do you think Mr Kotaku will read this and go "hmm he's got a point, this will be our last flappy bird article" or is it more likely Mr. Kotaku goes "we got his click and a comment, our job is done until the next flappy bird development"

Interesting reasoning. I guess if you have a certain view of how you think your game should be played/received and it's doing the opposite of that, that might make you kind apprehensive about keeping it out there. Although, 50k a day I would just get rid of all my social media accounts and not talk to anyone about it.

Probably because no one goes to the Window's Store lol!

Is that not how people sing the current national anthem?

Isn't Piou Piou just a clone of that flash game Helicopter Game?

Since we're going to keep on posting these I'll keep on replying to them saying we need a version of this reading Kotaku comments, or possibly Patricia Hernandez and Luke Plunkett posts.

Also, women don't have the luxury of ignoring every coworker or business contact who expresses an interest in having sex with us. It would leave us without a job.

It kind of worries me that you consider her very few comments as "toying with him". She is in a vulnerable position because, as a game reviewer, he is in a position to harm her reputation with her employers. If she tells him to stop his behavior, he may accuse her of being uncooperative and boycott her company, and…

It's victim blaming. That's not a card we pull out, but an actual thing that happens.