Hold up a second. Blackface is not being put in makeup such that you appear black. Blackface is accenting the lips to "comical" proportions, shoe polish or similar makeup over the facial features (but strangely not the whole neck or sides of the head from what I've seen) and sometimes large, prosthetic ears.

What the hell are you doing to your 'puter?

Well done Mr.Plunkett! You and your quick article changes done made me out to be a fool once again.
You are getting report for bully.

I was trying to imply that a majority of it's games are digital-only. Thus, aren't available in boxed stores.

Vita's library is understated because a vast majority of it does not have a place on the shelf at your local gamestop.

You sir have just won the internet

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I thought the same way, but beware of buying a game you already have. When it is in your inventory as gift, steam doesn't tell you that you already got the game.

This would never happen with an aluminium cricket bat.

You realize those statistics in no way incorporate the Wii U?

As an Englishman, I can assure you that something interesting hapenning in a cricket match is a rare occurrence indeed.

Hacking doesn't say anything to companies, and hackers very rarely hack these companies to change anything other than "STOP MAKING MONEY".

Seriously. Hack a Valve FTP server and get us some HL3 info, otherwise fuck off. ddos is not impressive, and not entertaining unless directed at something like Westboro Baptist church.

Morons. This won't give you internet fame, negative or positive. You'll just be forgotten the second Steam comes back online, oh and it will come back online.
Until then you'll have people moderately annoyed.

Prove your skills by actually hacking something, not by using mediocre ddos attacks.

..and I'll never understand why people click links for things they clearly don't like, and then throw mud in the comments section.

They are not...RIGHT NOW. But the script is being written as we speak, you should stop making assumptions. Also, please don't tell me you are adopting the "Stop liking what I don't like" mindset here.