The article doesn't say she has the best AI since Alyx, just that she's the best companion controlled by AI.

And that's not the fault of the game, that's a fault in management.

FWIW: He said he deleted a comment that was calling people retarded, he didn't say he was the one to post it. I didn't see the post in question, so maybe he did post it, but that's not what I took from what he said.

I work in IT. My neckbeard is a substitute for a resume.

"No, but this question does. TREMENDOUSLY."

Everyone can go home, this guy figured it out. Game over, everyone. Fuzunga wins.

Really, I'll just be buying it for HD Blitzball...

Oh, these two again... Great...

The latest Tomb Raider game does it fairly well. One button is ALWAYS the "Oh shit, grab that ledge" button, one is ALWAYS the "Oh shit, hurt that thing attacking you" button. A few include weird mashing left/right or L1/R1 back and forth, but those are less common.

most likely he'd get horribly burned, and stay on the ground. Those rockets are calibrated to carry their own weight. Carrying an extra 200 lbs would simply not work

You bought beef jerky, therefore you're a red-blooded american, and not some namby-pamby tree-hugging commie. Thank your father-in-law next time you see him.

I've done it.

And then he got the adamantium back, and was later blown up in a nuclear blast that left an adamantium skeleton that regenerated an entire nervous, circulatory, and muscle system in the blink of an eye.

Let the jokes begin!

It was entertaining, at least. I managed to finish it, though I don't remember any of the story now, years after watching it.

It is, but who reads the entire article before asking questions?

Winner

You'll also lose Brood Wars, Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction, Street Fighter II', and a ton of other games.

Does... Does the one on the right... have a large red phallus?

Exactly. Zhesty seems to be projecting something.