Reading an article before commenting? Why the hell would I do that? Next thing you know you'll suggest I brush my teeth after every meal, or bathe on a regular basis. You internet people think just because you're anonymous aliases on the internet, you can make me do logical things that sensible adults do without being…

And after I got into a bad car accident, playing Grand Theft Auto 4 was really uncomfortable. I saw my car hood fly up and smash the glass of the window and in that instant I thought I was going to die. For at least a year, I couldn't play games like that.

It's true, however it doesn't take into account the size of the cells, just the number. You're 10% you by cell count, not by mass or volume. It's like having 9 empty 12 ounce cans of soda and one three liter bottle, and saying they're 90% empty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "We're just not as empathetic as we used to be"

Full release:

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LiIiIiIgHt!!!!!!!!!!1

LEAVE MONSIEUR CHIM-CHIM OUT OF THIS!

You mean that whole "green" part of "green energy?" Weird...

Let's play a new game, every time someone says "How is this news?" or "Slow news day?" we take a shot. If I start at 9 AM, I'll be in the ER by noon.

So basically, if there's a channel you hate, go to their videos and click all the ads?

That was my thought...

To be fair, another class wouldn't have saved that game.

"Sixty years later, we can strands of DNA in even more detail"

Dark Age of Camelot with guns

I jumped in the game when it went live publicly, and was a bit overwhelmed. Right after I spawned, I saw a truck spawn in front of me. It killed me with some kind of mounted gun. I respawned into another place shortly after, and was immediately killed inside of some kind of tube, and was informed it was a suicide. I…

Here's what I'd like to see, in this little experiment. A control. Maybe, just sitting around for 15 minutes in the dark doing nothing is enough to help you unwind. In today's world, people just don't do that, they're always doing something, then moving right on to the next thing.

Duuuuuuuuuude...

Hey, that high horse you're riding? Do us a favor and get off it for like... 5 seconds...

I use "RiVenoX" on everything. Except XBL. Why? Because I had used it on the original XBL, and they locked my account due to inactivity, and even with all the credentials in the world, I could not reactivate it. Now the name is free, due to MS clearing unused accounts, but they want money for that change. Fuck that,…

I love you... Whoever you are...