most likely he'd get horribly burned, and stay on the ground. Those rockets are calibrated to carry their own weight. Carrying an extra 200 lbs would simply not work

You bought beef jerky, therefore you're a red-blooded american, and not some namby-pamby tree-hugging commie. Thank your father-in-law next time you see him.

I've done it.

And then he got the adamantium back, and was later blown up in a nuclear blast that left an adamantium skeleton that regenerated an entire nervous, circulatory, and muscle system in the blink of an eye.

Let the jokes begin!

It was entertaining, at least. I managed to finish it, though I don't remember any of the story now, years after watching it.

It is, but who reads the entire article before asking questions?

Winner

You'll also lose Brood Wars, Diablo 2: Lord of Destruction, Street Fighter II', and a ton of other games.

Does... Does the one on the right... have a large red phallus?

Exactly. Zhesty seems to be projecting something.

Reading an article before commenting? Why the hell would I do that? Next thing you know you'll suggest I brush my teeth after every meal, or bathe on a regular basis. You internet people think just because you're anonymous aliases on the internet, you can make me do logical things that sensible adults do without being…

And after I got into a bad car accident, playing Grand Theft Auto 4 was really uncomfortable. I saw my car hood fly up and smash the glass of the window and in that instant I thought I was going to die. For at least a year, I couldn't play games like that.

It's true, however it doesn't take into account the size of the cells, just the number. You're 10% you by cell count, not by mass or volume. It's like having 9 empty 12 ounce cans of soda and one three liter bottle, and saying they're 90% empty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "We're just not as empathetic as we used to be"

Full release:

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LiIiIiIgHt!!!!!!!!!!1

LEAVE MONSIEUR CHIM-CHIM OUT OF THIS!

You mean that whole "green" part of "green energy?" Weird...

Let's play a new game, every time someone says "How is this news?" or "Slow news day?" we take a shot. If I start at 9 AM, I'll be in the ER by noon.