I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

“It’s not like NBC doesn’t have better people! Maddow was right there!”

DON’T TREAD ON MAR-A-LAGO

For those at work, I have the transcript:

I was personally offended by that because my grandfather died when the submarine USS Enterprise was destroyed during the German attack on Pearl Harbor so people like Trump can live in a free country, and he can’t even be bothered to know the correct number of stripes on the flag.

Chris Hayes is quickly becoming my new fave. Nobody will ever top my girl Maddow, though.

aww I miss Ann Curry.

This morning he had a super important segment on how to find the fastest line at the supermarket, so maybe they’re finally realizing his worth.

So many people are saying Donald Trump has refused to release his tax returns because it would show his extensive donations to pedophile advocacy organization NAMBLA? Interesting. I know that site says it’s a hoax, but he hasn’t released his returns yet, right? Given the number of people saying this, I think we should…

Irregardless is a word if you understand linguistics. In fact, it's a word even if you don't understand linguistics.

Thank you.

To paraphrase John Oliver, you don’t bring a feeling to a fact fight.

oh my god I’m siding with an Operating Thetan 7.

Yes. Which is why it’s so interesting that “many people” are saying Trump donated to NAMBLA.

Is that the standard now? Not actual correctness, but whether “many people” think something is correct? Because if so, the moon landing was faked and irregardless is a word.

Tom after reading your comment:

I’m imagining the alternate universe where Ann got that gig.

He is completely insufferable. See: Ann Curry.

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.