Same! I had the Payless version of these in the 90's and I want them again so bad

I’m still not a Taylor Swift stan, but I am now a Taylor Swift stan stan. 

This is the most three year old thing I’ve ever heard lmao

True. He’s a known antisemantic.

BROOKS. RATTIGAN.

Canadian here, my wife gave birth last year... We received free ultrasounds and prenatal testing throughout, free access to midwifery care, free access to a birth centre that was like a hotel suit with a fireplace and a tub. My wife had complications, we were transferred to a hospital (for free), had an emergency…

But but but...if we had some commie pinko European socialist healthcare here we’d have to wait MONTHS just to get in to see a doctor!

Barking hour is totally a thing! I imagine it being something like:

her arguments are infuriating but to the point where i have to wonder if she just earned her fat paycheck by politely ignoring valid concerns and pissing me off.

She’s already been caught leaking out of both sides of her mouth about this.

My dad passed away after a six-year battle with cancer where he was dead man walking for easily the last two of those years, being kept alive only because his Catholic faith kept him from accepting palliative care and a death with dignity.

Over the past two years, I’ve seen three close family members die “natural” deaths and the last few days/weeks of pain and semi/unconsciousness were clearly not pleasant for them or the family. Morphine doesn’t help once cancer spreads to the bones and they’re crying out in pain every time you have to turn them. As…

I think it’s something like, take everything likable and electable about me and bury it in consultant-speak, self-consciously-PR-enhancing magazine profiles, and wishy-washiness. 

You know— I think I’m finally starting to lose my sense of humor about this shit.

Dude, right at the end Your New Girlfriend Rashida Tlaib straight-up called that stunt racist, and there was like five minutes of Meadows losing his shit. It was great.

Did you read the one this week by the wife whose teacher husband cheated on her with a former student? Absolutely unreal. My favorites are the ones where the assumed question when you first start reading (should I stay with my husband) doesn’t end up being the question at all (should he still be teaching).

People are constantly asking me what my husband thinks of me doing xyz. My answer is always:

Ashley, I’m so sorry you’ve drawn this beat.

Seeing the Trumps getting all kissipoo at a Thanksgiving table would make me lose my cranberry sauce.

I highly recommend the NYT Crossword app. Not only does it have decades of previous crosswords, but the ability to track your success makes it pretty obvious how you are improving.