One of my many favorite things about Becoming were the anecdotes about her mom.  Mrs. Robinson refusing Secret Service protection and randomly fucking off to CVS during the Obamas time in the WH (moment of silence) was so hilarious and sweet

Always followed with the question “AM I BEING UNREASONABLE IN CALLING THE POLICE AND PUBLISHING HIS PHOTO ON ALL THE TELEPHONE POLES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?”  Trick is, it’s a rhetorical question. You’re not allowed to say she’s being unreasonable.

Oh, I’ve seen plenty at Walmart too!

You just know Cindy McCain is one of those people who’s constantly sharing the histrionic Facebook posts about how a man was in the same two sections of Target as she was, and at one point the camera from his phone was facing the same general direction as her and her child, and then he was looking at carrots but later …

Fuck everyone in this story except for the girl and the police who found her. I hope all of these terrible adults get exactly what they deserve. 

This judge has raped/molested women/girls, I fucking guarantee it. At an absolute minimum, there have been date rape. Men who understand consent AND GET CONSENT don’t say things like this.

Gibbens responded, “And so she’s uncomfortable for something she voluntarily went to, voluntarily took her top off of, and was paid for?”

For the longest time, a good two decades after my teacher molester was convicted of raping me daily for two years, I had feelings of fault so ingrained in my psyche, that the self-abuse track I was on nearly ended my life.

Whatever you just described sounds disgusting.

The caucasity of it all. 

What in the utter fuck, that’s not queso. That’s DRUNK SOUP.

Who looks at a recipe for queso that has cream of mushroom soup in it and thinks “yeah, this is a winner”? Just make “rotelle dip” like the rest of us who either don’t know how/or care to make real queso.

No, she only sounds ‘stupid’ if you have white supremacist ideals of English language usage. Because it’s a living language with multiple colonized cultures participating in the growth of the language her usage is no less valid than that of an upper middleclass suburbanite’s, nor an Australian aboriginal’s, nor the…

Ugh. Build that wall.

I do eat my trusty egg sandwich every day BUT I would also eat it every night for dinner if I could. I would also eat french toast or waffles every day if I could. In fact, I would have a breakfast platter most days if I were rich and had people to make that and present it to me every day

This. I rarely eat breakfast, but I eat breakfast food all the damn time. Eggs. Hash browns. Waffles. Mainline it into my veins, food gods. 

Agreed! There has never been a moment in my life where I have turned down breakfast food!

Seriously. It may or may not be the most important but there is no question that it is the BEST meal. 

Breakfast is the best food on the planet, whether you eat it at 8 am or 2pm, or 11pm. Its the best food ever created.

I am 100000% done with unqualified billionaires wanting to run for office, candidates that are over 65, and “running the country like a business”, the idea of it has always been ludicrous to me and I never understood the rationale behind it.