Fuck Jack Dorsey, Marry Death, Kill Mark Zuckerberg.

For me, it would be the Twitter guy. I feel like he’s just a villainous human being, whereas I am not sure that Mark is a human being. 

I feel like Mark is ultimately more normal

You say they’ll be faced with exorbitant interest rates, but Ross begs to differ (bolding is mine):

“I know it’s hard. I know people have families, they have bills to pay, they have mortgages, they have rents that are due.” But she added, “It’s going to be for the future of our country, and their children and their grandchildren and generations after them will thank them for their sacrifice right now.”

Her response was pure poetry.

something is wrong in our economy if this is happening

Good god Francis, wtf are you doing??

Thank you for sharing this. It is nice to know a bit about her as a person, rather than a victim. I expect this was the family’s motivation for making the statement.

I think her target audience might be even younger than your daughter.  My 7 year old niece and her friends all love her.

Going into teen years now though, and you never know when your kid is going to need you when they’re out with their friends. I felt less guilty drinking when the kid was younger and at her grandparent’s house for the weekend. Also, I was younger then and the recovery is quicker. Now I’m struggling with how I need to…

Ashley Feinberg is a national treasure.

This story brightened my day. It’s so pathetically absurd....wheeeee!

Muller needs to hire Ashley Feinberg

Seriously, fuck that Jessica Simpson cover.

No way is Carson in her 30s. She looks like a RHOOC castoff.

Tulsi Gabbard is at the bottom of the list of declared candidates for me so far.

*raises hand*

A couple things going on here - 1) this is the kind of food he enjoys, so he figures it’s a treat. 2) he hears ‘college kids’ and assumes “hey, kids like McD’s and pizza, right?” while failing to realize these are top-tier athletes who probably eat insanely well.

One of them was caught on audio saying “I thought it was a joke” as he looked at the food and realized that 45 had not been kidding when he mentioned McDonalds.