I NEVER THREW TANTRUMS IN PUBLIC BUT IF I DID MY DAD WOULD HAVE MUTILATED MY ASS SO I NEVER DID IT EVEN THOUGH MY DAD MUTILATED MY ASS WHEN I THREW A TANTRUM IN PUBLIC!

Now here's a good naive post. Just wait until you're a parent. "Just take them home. What's so hard?" lol We just got to a restaurant and ordered food. Take them home. We just drove 20 minutes to the mall. Take them home. Parents need to get out to. Babysitters aren't around 24/7 and cost money. God forbid you have…

Your dad is a heap of shit, then.

Easy solution: don't wear thongs.

Thanks! I've been MIA for the past few weeks as a result, but he is of course totes worth it

Right after I started the second grade (I was young for my year, so just 8 years old) I got in the first and only recorded trouble of my life. A boy in my class who liked me (who I didn't like) kept hugging me while we were waiting in line to come in from recess, even though I asked him every time to stop, and…

That video brings back so many memories! I posted it on my first day!! It was my first big-hitting post!!

Mine plays hockey.

Yes, there *should* be a way.

I think it's just unfortunate that anyone, male or female, finds it necessary to quit their job or the entire career they've built their whole life to have a family. On both ends there are far too many demands on people, and it extends to all income levels— whether you have to work two part time jobs or you're a CEO…

There's a girls' soccer team that I've waited on several times. 15 identical-looking 12-year-olds with ponytails and their parents. It's out of control. The first time they did the "point out your child down at the other end of the table" maneuver and I got destroyed. Last time I just assigned each of the adults a…

We are on the other side and wonder all the time too. We have enough for a nice life but not for vacations to Disney or camp or whatever. We were super excited that we could afford the Y this year(70 dollars a month). All the time my neighbors kid is off to lessons and sesame place and wherever and we are in the…

What So Ovary It said. Also, if two people are paying separately and one is leaving an abnormally large tip, it'd have to be a pretty dumb server not to realize what was happening there.

I am SO INSPIRED.

http://imgur.com/7uXfM Hi Jezebel and Erin, I did this here cockadoodle two years ago in Milwaukee. Can I be considered an American Hero too?

You know for sure if they contracted a contagious disease while on holiday or something they would expect to be flown home for treatment. Pure selfishness.

It'll stop being up for discussion when women stop getting harassed for nursing in public. Sorry it bores you.

That little girl's introduction to sex-ed was not healthy.

I'm hoping she quietly took your child and left the door open, to cause maximum upset when the woman woke.

Concrete Blonde flashback. I was a big fan.