RhetoricalImpulse
Rhetorical Impulse
RhetoricalImpulse

Dude. I don't fucking care what she's saying. Death threats against her children are completely beyond the pale.

I'm reminded of something I saw in a magazine - they took all the features of actresses that were lauded for them (like Angelina Jolie's lips and... some others. that's the only one I remembered) and created a reconstruction of what "The Most Beautiful Woman" would look like.

This - I think it's the level of photoshop that makes the difference. Photoshop that makes you look like you were caught in the "best possible light, on your best day, in your best outfit" (paraphrasing Tina Fey) is great, but a lot of it makes the final product unrecognizable.

Freckle love! I have a few on my face that come out when I'm in the sun, and I LOVE my beach pictures for exactly this reason.

Love this. I'm thinking about cutting my hair short (chin-length) when the weather gets warmer so I took to Pinterest for "short curly bob."

What is this comment I don't even.

This is super sweet, I love it!

LOVE STORIES ARE REAL!

It's especially true about politics - I get so annoyed with my friends who go "whatever, I hate all politicians, they're all crooks, they all lie, blah blah blah" as a way of excusing their own ignorance. It's easier to be cynical than to be informed.

I see you've met my mother.

If you know your size in those stores, try hitting up Ebay for people's secondhand duds.

Also, you can pry my A&F jeans out of my cold, dead hands, they're the only ones that fit and don't cost $200.

I keep staring at this gif. I'm afraid it's going to get me pregnant.

Yep, I think about this sometimes when I see stars in magazines or on the red carpet - I realize that if I just bumped into them at the bar I would feel like they were wearing a mask or something,

She's "strangely attractive" - big eyes, big mouth (Rosario Dawson is another one who fits that description).

I knoooowwww... I really wish my son was old enough to go to the movies because I want to see it.

Something interesting I noticed: I have a couple Jillian Michaels workout DVDs and she is a totally different person in them. I mean, I guess she can't scream at you through a DVD but I actually have one TBL-themed DVD that was filmed using actual contestants and she is so encouraging! She praises the ones with good

After waiting tables for about seven Valentine's Days (and Mother's Days, and Christmas Eves, and New Year's Eves, and...) it's kind of lost its shine for me.

So it seems to be a little "How come that fatty thinks she can pass as one of the normals?" there.

Doesn't the Health At Any Size movement claim that you can't judge someone's health from their looks?