Bowlsby needs to be fired with immediate effect. He can't get it done for our conference, plus now he's admitting that a) wins don't matter and b) he's a biased little smegma flake.

The ball got between their amazing high-five.

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

I'm gonna eat too much dressed-crab and see what kinda nightmares I get!

I like Zacaria's facial expression as Carli is yelling at him. I want to think that he is thinking "Dude, I do not give a single fuck about what you are yelling at me, I'm taking care of this god damn adorable puppy."

I thought this was talking about the recent FOX "reality" show called Utopia, because, then I wouldn't really be surprised.

Most of these don't seem so much like hacks as they are "Order these and make it yourself" items. A secret menu, to me, is something I can walk up to the counter and say, "Can you make me a *insert secret menu item here*?" and the people I'm buying from make the item. Otherwise it seems like a colossal waste of food…

The sense of dread in this game is fucking unbearable

Attorney Does His Job: article from Deadspin full of hot and fresh hot takes coming soon.

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

this happened right in front of my seats and for whats its worth, it looked way more impressive in person. Conte wished he was dead as soon as it happened.

I see they found another use for those Xbox E3 event armbands then.

You know I really really want to feel for them because a bad launch for a console does indeed stink in a country that is often a major player of the product involved but I just can't. Microsoft did so much terrible garbage before it's launch and after where it pretty much said whatever to some of these markets on…

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Are you not??

His behavior is a normal human reaction to getting punched in the face. We get it, you're more chivalrous than us. Go enjoy all that pussy that gets thrown at you.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Bills fans were on their game last night.