That scene (and the buffet that precedes it) is maybe the hardest I’ve ever laughed in a theater. Ice Cube is killer in it and the egg timer sound as Channing Tatum realizes what’s going on is inspired.

This movie was solidly good until the end credits, at which point it rapidly transcended every other comedy that year

And the scene when Ice Cube figures it out is also absolutely hysterical. 

I mean seriously, how in the world would anyone know what this article was about from the headline, “It’s okay to log off”?

I think the bigger story here is this writer doesn’t know about The Good Place. Where have you been the last three or four years? It’s the best show currently on television, by far.

But how can I be a hero if there aren’t any victims?

Hey guys we found PG’s burner account.

Still showing Paul George no mercy.

It’s stuff like this that prevents me from entering a competitive environment in any game.

I have, for many years, maintained the truism that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose. If you cannot sort a route around your opponent’s tactics, that’s on you.  So long as the play was within established…

an attempt by the organization to get fans organized and energized

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Great but the real discussion here should be Donny’s racist language.

Lillard is the second-best Stephen Curry in the world, AND has a degree of Westbrookian explosiveness to him. I’ve had a fondness for the Blazers since the Sheed days, but Lillard makes it so easy to pick them as my late-night team to watch. He’s truly remarkable.

Sounds like Chicago style thin crust.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

“Yeah, but still... why couldn’t we have gotten the Sabonis kid instead?”

- That One Blazer Fan Who Enjoys Getting Punched In the Mouth

Fuck Steve Harvey and his holier-than-thou attitude since he found Jesus. He’s right up there with Omarosa and Stacey Dash as far as I’m concerned. If those three want to do any type of community outreach that helps black people then they need to collaborate with Mr. John Lewis. He helped break down walls held up by…

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.