There was plenty of years to post what a dick he was and plenty left to do so. This week? Poor taste Deadspin. #unsubscribe.

I stopped on one movie that looked interesting scrolling down and first thing I read was "Found Footage." Nope, nope, nope! Fuck you, fuck you with the giant Nope train of Nope from Fucking Nope!

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

Better Advice, Don't ask out vaguely alt retail girls...

Or did you miss the last article where a Hot Topic chick spitroasted a super awkward nerd and the internet treated him like the Hans Gruber of dating.

​Ask Dr. Nerdlove: How Do I Ask Out The GameStop Girl?

I've never heard of "Honey Smackers" but I'm pretty sure the Jezebel crowd is going to lose its shit.

If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page.

"For the record, I am no snooper. It's just not my style. I was only curious, just wondering what he'd been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn't either."

> I'm not going to fuck around with you like Valve does with Half-Life 3.

But does it help them protect this house?

I'm not entirely convinced someone hasn't just taken some photos and circled a random section.

Fuck you.

God, I knew Aaron Hernandez was bad, but this takes the cake.

Fun fact: in South Africa, a "rear-naked choke" is known as a Full-Nelson Mandela.