The bird also dances.

• 27. Quick do something precocious so I can dad-blog it.
  

If Fallon wins, I hate everyone

As usual, the noms are like 3-7 years too late

The real crime here is how many fucking lamers are propping up Jimmy Fallon’s show. That thing is horrid turd-garbage, I find it to be anti-comedy and insulting to late night talk show fans.

And that’s why you are not accepted into the Hollywood Elite

Isn’t she like a size 4? She’s making jokes yo. She’s not even 16o. She’s ragging on a scene.

All comedians repeat anecdotes. That’s how this shit works guys.

She probably doesn’t give them anal, even the Nice Guys of OK CUpid when they ask all nice and stuff!

all comedians try hard, the ones that don’t try hard, no one hears about.

R u being serious right now? You phrase associate anal sex w/ colon cancer? That’s kinda off

Exactly who is “shitting” on Amy Schumer again? The fact that you reference known troll and intentional movie spoiler Bill Maher doesn’t really add anything.

I love Amy Schumer’s comedy, but not pranks. I fucking hate pranks. Pranks are the realm of whatshisface from Twoand a Half men/70s show. No talent hacks do pranks.

Rich people are not obligated to follow the same rules as we are, unless they infringe upon the rights of another wealthy land owner. That’s the american way.

Interestingly enough, we are continually force-fed by the media (by proxy of billionaires who own sports teams or run the NCAA) that

Well when you haven’t actually studied history (89% of voting america) it’s hard to commit to a historical fact.

Sony doesn’t really blame themselves, they usually pat themselves on the back.

Uncharted 2 was the bullet sponge game! That also had stupid Dragon Age II style whack a mole enemy invasions. I beat Uncharted 1 in 2 days casually playing. U2, I gave up during the last 3rd in a scene where there are like 3+ waves of bullet sponges. So boring. My kill count felt like 10s of thousands...

How late is late tho? If you wait too long, many of the games will have already been “shut down” or be empty already (if they require MP online)

Yeah the game is a major let down. The Pirate stuff is great (really really great!), everything else, literally everything, is par for the course for a AC game. Horrible stealth, terrible objectives, poorly designed controls, pointless Parkour etc...