I'm so glad there are so many responsible (and boring, and anal, and humorless) people on Gawker to stop me from doing something stupid I read on an entertainment blog. What would I do without you?? The best part of any Gizmo article is reading the outraged comments. Keep up the good work Gizmodo!!

Is that the data sheet for Monsanto corn?

You know what else they didn't take? Satellite phones, polypro undies, snowmobiles, phasers, tricorders and tauntauns. What a bunch of moroons!! Sorry Ms. Horn. I couldn't help myself. Thanks for providing an interesting article and some entertainment.

Usually the genius commenters nitpick small grammar mistakes and end up looking like asses, but this time you brought it on yourself. It's bad enough to make a factual error, but to do it with a condescending tone doubles the fail quotient. Interesting article though. At least we can be glad that there are plenty of…

Wow! You received two intelligent answers without an excessive amount of "I know everything and you're an idiot" sarcasm. That may be a first here on Gizmodo. Keep up the good work. Thanks @slaw and @Dale Coy for not being the typical commentor douche bags.