They should have cast Goose as Clue Heyward in Major League instead of Pete Vukovich.

You gotta switch it up!

Willful ignorance is a hallmark of stupid people. You ever have a boss that loves to tell you that he doesn’t know how to rotate a PDF? Cool Steve, I guess I shoudn’t be mad at you for getting a job out of high school that paid a living wage, and bought your house in 1979 for 55K when your take home pay was 20K. …

“And where is all the cocaine?!” - All of these guys.

Just die already

Hey I’m from Jacksonville and that might be accurate. Jags fans are annoying. The best cheer is literally a 2/3rds empty stadium yelling Duuuuuuval! While half of the remaining 1/3rd are either, in line getting beer, in the bathroom getting rid of beer, or asleep in the stands from the aforementioned beer, but hey we…

I don’t know nothing on gaming and even I’ve heard Fallout 76 is crap.

Castillo dropped the eightball.

Tyrod Taylor was the starting QB for Buffalo in 2017

The Chargers confounded the legendary Marty Mornhinweg by putting seven DBs on the field, daring the Ravens to pass.

I thought it was the Giants and Geno Smith?

Was stationed in Maryland for a few years. Went to quite a few Orioles games (nice park, the O’s were pretty good then). Went to one Ravens game; holy crab cakes, it was boring. It felt like every series was two incomplete passes by Flacco; standing there on 3rd-and-long to try and draw the opposing defense into an…

Take all that and add happy feet in the pocket and you have some problems.

“Ravens’ fans current favorite son is a Floridian who obstructed a fucking murder.”

All of the Dundalk hons rocking purple camo and Ray-Ray jerseys would cross the street if they saw him walking down the sidewalk and celebrate if he was shot by police 37 times during a traffic stop. We live in the Russian Republic of Trumpistan, so I would expect they’ll drop the dog whistle language and just go…

Ray Lewis is a murderer.  Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

The Ravens suck because they STILL have no problem celebrating someone who not only lied to cover up a murder he witnessed committed by people he knew, but who then claimed to have converted to Christianity in a deeply cynical ploy to move on from that. Everyone in Baltimore bought it because they have absolutely…

Wait, doesn’t putting 7 DBs on the field mean you’re daring the other team to *run*? Like, the Chargers said "your run game sucks ass, so we're going to load up on DBs"?

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Here’s a pro tip for all aspiring GMs out there: Anytime Bill Belichick comes to you with a trade offer, slam down the phone and run screaming the hell away.