Stretched Rectums is my favorite David Bowie song RIP

Fuck, man. Not even a token “NO MAGARY IM NOT WRITING ABOUT THESE FUCKS” from ZMF this year. It’s like Christmas without Santa.

They’re basically the Jeff Fisher of organizations at this point.

All I have to say right now is, frankly, it’s amazing to me that WYTS 2019 has been going on for over a week now and still hasn’t gotten to Cleveland

Yes, it was a good car and my 3rd TDI. I only traded it because my new job is 5 min from home so the benefit of the diesel was lost on me. 

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

See, I don’t understand it when people try to defend a quarterback’s lousy performances by saying that some of the games were played against competent football teams, and there was some inclement weather.

But he’s got some talent. He’s got some athleticism

Whenever I see a picture of this guy I imagine the Deadspin article that uncovers that “Blake Bortles” is really 44 year old unemployed roofer Jeff Brown from DeLand and the real Blake Bortles is sunk down in the Everglades.

I like Jalen Ramsey, but he should’ve been clowned way harder for all the shit he talked last season. Josh Allen throwing a 75 yard TD and rushing for almost 100 yards plus another TD on the ground had to be the most humiliating moment of last season for the Jaguars. I know it wasn’t his fault they went 5-11 but damn,…

I, too, am looking forward to widespread influenza outbreaks this coming flu season.

Well of course they had to move on from Blake Bortles. Sure, his numbers sucked but that’s what happens when you’re...26 years old? He was 26 last year? That’s what a lifetime in Florida will do to you. Maybe it’s not all senior citizens down there. Maybe it’s just a bunch of unemployed 40 year olds who drank some…

I expect a successful season ahead. 

The Jags made it to the AFC game a mere 2 years ago, yet in my mind they’ve never won more than 7 games in a season.

I had a 2012 Passat TDI, and it had no problem meeting the 30/40 EPA rating. So like AMR said, subtract one or two mpg. 

Most people saw a 1-2mpg reduction in fuel economy. Still very efficient. The Passat has a larger fuel tank so coupled with the fuel economy of diesel, people are seeing well over 700mi/tank even after the fix

The used market on the CC is... well, it’s an incredible deal. No one bought them new, and used, there are even fewer shoppers. (If you don’t it mind only having two rear seats, the four seat configuration seems to be cheaper than the five seater.)

None of the cars are in running condition.

The NHL needs to take make sure its players act in a manner that is respectful of law enforcement, respectful of decency, and promotes respectful treatment of women, similar to the NFL and how all of their players act.

Bruins fan here.