They also have fans who are identical to Jets fans, only they can afford slightly more potent alcohol and have a lower tolerance for it.

I was so happy after the Malcolm Butler interception against the Seahawks.

The NFC East plays the AFC North next year, and since the Giants played at the Browns in 2016, the Browns will be visiting the Giants in 2020.

“Fuck David Gettleman with a vibrating porcupine.”

This picture should have been the end of Eli’s career

As a Giants fan, I agree. Furthermore, I would like to add that Beckham has every right to talk shit about the Giants and to hate them as an organization. They did not trade him for “football reasons” (whatever that means) but rather got rid of him explicitly for who he is. He was hurt and insulted and has every right…

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

“Daniel Jones out here dropping dimes.”

I pray that Beckham wins every award he possibly can this season and the Browns win the Super Bowl, so I never have to hear anybody talk about the Giants “culture” again.

Bryan:

Long-time Scooby owners, we read somewhere that if you like the cladding, there are options. So we stole this one from a local GM dealer who had zero idea what he had. “No, sir. That there is a Buick motor, not a Saab.” We’ve already road tripped it 4-up plus a dog. But go ahead and chat about Subarus if you’d…

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

“First year production.” Their long termer was a 2018. The first QVs were 2017s. Their initial test of their car was done on 4/30/18.

Ragged on by journalists.

I’m surprised it’s got dust on it.

As a Yankee fan, I’m dusting off the book I bought back when they signed A-Rod, called “How to Rationalize Rooting for an Asshole.”

“What the fuck is wrong with you”

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

“So there you go, Tampa. You’re what people settle for when they can’t live in Cleveland.”

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.