Didn’t get a chance to email in my feelings about my krewe, so here’s my take.

The Orioles are involved in a lot of unexpected saves.

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

The question becomes how will he climb down his giant beanstalk to get to practice this summer with a bum calf?

This calls for another banner to be hung in Lucas Oil Stadium.

Well, it’s not every day you meet a woman named Artura.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

I think Thomas didn’t go far enough. If he wanted to act like a true seahawk, he should have shit on Carroll’s head.

Carroll would have been really pissed, if Malcolm Butler hadn’t blocked his view of Thomas’s bird.

Thomas’s middle finger wasn’t all that hard to interpret

My 73 looks just like that 78

The 3-speed slushbox is reliable and even in non-turbo form the 6.75-liter mill provides plenty of torque. The radio’s easy to fix. The A/C, maybe less so. But I’ll give it CP status on the grounds that fixing any Bentley requires an open wallet, nevermind an open mind.

Kinja being weird for anyone else? I can’t see the video embed, it’s just a large blank space in the middle of the page.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

He’s gonna be crying, alright, when he discovers that ‘polygraph’ doesn’t mean two chicks at once.

Interesting read. Certainly good to give some perspective that he was an actual person, not just the butt of jokes, and anyone who characterized the in-his-20s Chau as the embodiment genocidal evil or whatever went overboard (although I’m not sure that was as prevalent as the article implies).

his dad got busted by the feds for selling xanax, so that was a fun little tidbit. 

I really don’t have much sympathy for someone who sees others as less-than or inferior simply because they hold different beliefs. All missionaries are basically out to explain to you how you’re wrong and they’re right. 

Kid dies trying to become an Islander. Garth Snow signs him to 15 year contract.