Who let you out of the greys.

This is what the photographer walked into:

Toyota is the only one doing luxury correctly....

that’s a jerk-off station

I know its funny to poke fun at the Mets and Tebow, but you gotta give the guy props for slumming it in the minors for the past few years, especially with a moribund organization like the Mets. Dude could have easily had a cushy college football TV gig, instead he’s riding the bus with the JV team.

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

I didn’t think he’d every used his fleshbat. 

So this actually happened to me once! See, when you’ve got the lights in your eyes, and you’re not sure if you’re gonna be able to get to it in time, you get a bit rushed and scrape your hand on your zipper.

Not when you continuously fail upward like Tebow.

His responses are heartbreaking because I remember my father being similarly so full of shame eventually, & I remember just wanting to hug my dad—pee & all—& hold his hand through treatment. As a family member of an addict, it’s so much easier when they’re defiant. You feel like you can get angry then. But when, often…

The amount of responsibility that he is taking for his actions shows the type of man he truly is. When was the last time you heard this kind of accountability? The fact that it feels refreshing is devastating. 

Man the younger generation has no idea how good Doc was in his prime. Imagine Pat Mahomes doing this. Dude was electric and the face of MLB.

I tried to quit a pack-a-day smoking habit three times, including a 2.5-year sting, before finally doing so in 2003.

There’s definitely some hope for him. He seems very self aware and very humbled by the choices he’s made. I’ll be rooting for him.

It was 2012 and the Niners had just lost a heartbreaker to the Giants in the Super Bowl (Kyle Williams fumbled two punt returns...)

Obviously, his most famous moment came with butt to his face. But never forget that he was the Jets’ starting QB in this game:

“Four Peaks beer is grossly overrated and their flagship beer (Kilt Lifter) tastes like soy sauce.”

An Irish Bruins fan? What are the o’dds?

Irish guy loves Boston, hates San Francisco, millions SHOCKED. 

Luke from Ireland is on brand.