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The Red Sox’ pythag is 76-37. Actual record is 79-34. +3

That goes for any pitcher ever.

Strange, they usually draft Bag of Shit in the 3rd or 4th rounds.

Given the way Porcello and Price have been pitching this year, they’re perfectly cromulent 2nd and 3rd starters for the postseason.

I mean, I try not to count chickens before they hatch, yeah.

Last time the Red Sox won 100+ games was 1946. I mean, it obviously doesn’t matter in regards to winning the WS; the 3 WS teams this century won 98, 96, and 97 regular season games. But that’s still a crazy stat.

DAMMIT.

And you get a star!

OMG take all my stars.

The sheer number of players on a roster and their relative anonymity underneath their helmets works against them in many ways, unfortunately.

His home/road ERA split is Whitson-esque.

My favorite part of that clip is Old Man Coughlin staggering out onto the field to yell at his punter, as if the guy didn’t know he had made a poor punt.

And then run a marathon afterwards while talking trash about his mad Magic The Gathering skills.

That’s absolutely fantastic.

Same exact play.

Vince dunking was one of those things you see but can’t believe, like a double rainbow. Crazy.

A Young Ones reference will ALWAYS get my star.

That’s not a typo, he got confused over the last two Steelers seasons. It was the year before where they made it to the AFCCG.

You cut Joe Haden and he IMMEDIATELY joined the Steelers and found himself in an AFC title game because of course he did.