“OK guys, this week we’re gonna....wait for it....run a loose zone! It’s only the 250th straight game we’ve run this scheme, so I want you all to pay close attention and...”

Players witnessed Harrison sleeping in a recliner during position meetings and snoring loudly while outside linebackers coach Joey Porter tried to teach

This. Plus the fact that, you know, the NFL kinda made it all up.

Meh, Gronk lost a TD catch in week 1 against KC after replay in a situation that was pretty similar to the Jesse James catch in the Pittsburgh game a couple of weeks ago. No one cared because it hurt the Pats and they lost that game.

Yes, good one. If only the general consensus was that the NFL was just making shit up at that point. But enjoy your hot takez.

Agreed, Diana’s a fantastic writer.

What was your favorite sports memory of 2017?

Strange, “False Hope” is an unusual name for a dog.

We had a 40 year dose of shitty football before 1993 or so.

Hugh Millen led us to a 6-10 season and truly represented hope. Those were some dark days....

And in the screenshot you posted, I believe that’s Nigel Planer (Neil from the Young Ones) on the far right. Great British sitcoms crossing streams!

Blackadder references always get a +1 from me.

From Legion of Boom to Legion of Boo Hoo.

Congrats man, I’m stoked for you. I follow Norwich City so I know of the travails of non-Premier League play, and we’ve had it good with a few years in the Premier League recently.

Biggest win ever for you guys?

Or I did watching The Fappening.

And of course it was totally predictable that his self-aggrandizing relief effort would get FUBAR’d along the way, because he screws up everything he touches save a baseball.

It’s almost like Schilling is a complete lying piece of human garbage.

The NFL makes a distinction between running the ball in and catching in the end zone. Using a RB as an example is of no help in this case.