I’ll make a slight correction: Don’t try for more yards if you have possession yet are still going to the ground.

Wes is a treasure. It’s as if Ed Hoculi officiated hockey and was not a huge preening jackass.

I love Dom’s note that Tomlin’s on the rules committee and will be leading the charge for a change this offseason because he’s pissed. There’s a 100% chance that the new rule, whatever he comes up with, will somehow bite his team in the ass in the future. It’s always happens.

As noted in the first discussion about this play, “breaking the plane” is irrelevant in this case because you can’t break the plane without possession.

Having owned an Oldsmobile and having had that exact experience, I’d buy such a game but only if Douglas Adams wrote it, in the same vein as “Bureaucracy.”

They changed the rules because Bill Polian was pissed that the Pats beat the shit out of the Colts receivers in the 2003 AFCCG.

So the lesson here is not to lunge then.

No way! I hope the car came with that chintzy 4 bit soundtrack too.

The great irony of the Jesse James play from Sunday is that if a Patriots defender had knocked the ball from James’s hands before James brought the ball to the ground, it would have been ruled a fumble.

The graphics on the side of that thing look like they were rendered on an Atari 2600.

The Cubs rebuilt under Theo Epstein, who actually had lead a team to the mountaintop and knew what he was doing.

Totally agree. Any good PT can give Brady what he’s getting from this guy, it’s all the other nonsense that’s the trouble. I suspect all that electrolyte stuff is pretty much placebo effect for Brady at this point.

Dead half goes on to win 5 games in 2018.

I think the physical training methods he’s using have a lot of merit. The flexibility/pliability work. It’s the sciency/diet/wellness stuff that’s patent nonsense. He packages up one with the other to distinguish himself from “regular” trainers.

One could even say he’s been banished....

Dammit, had I known of your username I would have gladly let you have it.

Going forward, the Kessel Run will now refer to moving from churlish Maple Leaf to lovable, generous Penguin in less than 12 parsecs.

Or worse, a Jets fan.

I’ve been in Schaefer when Jeff Fucking Carlson was QBing the team to the finish of a mighty 2-14 season. I remember when 6-10 represented hope (boy, that Hugh Millen’s got some chops!)

I’m 46 goddamn years old and that shot left me slack-jawed in amazement.