I tried but gave up after she told me that was just her stage name.

Hurling is also what these guys in the stands are gonna do after downing a 12 pack of Harp.

Hmmmm....excellent point.

I’ll take either. If I got his personal jammies for $200 those bad boys are going up on eBay immediately.

The pliability/resistance band stuff is probably legit, but that’s just physical training, not this nonsense.

Chris Reeve broke his neck on a horse, but this fuckin’ guy’s probably glued to that saddle. Dammit.

Have you ever dated someone half your age? I gotta tell ya, I highly recommend it, at least once. Goddamn.

I think Belichick, more than any other coach, truly buys into the kayfabe of winning football games being important on its own merits. I mean, yes we all know that already, and we know players are cut and coaches are fired when they don’t win enough, but often we see both coaches and reporters engaging in a “yeah the…

These are the same fuckin’ idiots who, every week, all but BEG HIM to overlook the upcoming opponent in favor of a bigger one down the line. Every fuckin’ time they do this. 17 years and they still do it. It’s amazing.

After Deflategate broke he quoted My Cousin Vinnie in the presser.

Meh, it was only 55 last night, I think.

They tried something similar a few years ago, with the same non-result. I guess it’s something they work on in practice but it’s yet to pay off.

Have you seen his girlfriend?

Gronk’s got an extra week of rest too thanks to his moronic WWE moment.

He’s at his best when he’s grouchy. The contempt he has for even the most basic of manners after losses is thoroughly impressive and amusing to me even after 17 years here.

He was lethargic and grumpy, which well matched the play of his team last night. Just showing it’s a team-wide effort!

You are right, of course. I suppose my post was a best-case scenario.

You’re not wrong, but I’m also assuming that Lonzo will pay for college for his brothers if and when they want to go.

Yes, the Chronicles of Josh Riddick.

Just shoot the hypocrisy into my veins.