Oh sure, a good guy like Dale Scott has to retire, but Joe Fuckin’ West is gonna ump forever, isn’t he?

I said, GOOD DAY

You’re a humourless git and I’m not going to waste any more time or bandwidth on your idiocy. Good day sir.

I’m beginning to think this website really isn’t for you.

By that, I mean, in a post, finish out your awesome analogy in a Jeter manner.

Can’t be surprised when he’s said this:

I am convinced, because I am a cynical bastard, that this is part of Jeter’s long con to eventually become a managing partner/part owner of the Yankees, when the Steinbrenners eventually sell. Get some name experience in this role with the Marlins with an eye to moving on.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Odd: usually Jose is throwing salt.

Same as the end of SB 49, which also led to hilarious letters to the editor from 12s clutching pearls.

Yes. The Kick 6. What a terrible punch in the nuts for their fans that must have been. Holy shit. “We about to win!.....We’re about to lose!” in the span of 20 seconds. My god.

I feel nothing but empathy for them. I mean it, it feels terrible just watching as a neutral observer!

The Browns are the Picasso of Losing: they show exquisite skill and creativity in their craft, and they are relentlessly good at it. They lose in OT, they lose in regulation, they lose close games, they lose blowouts. It’s incredibly impressive.

Who knew Samer would be the insane one?

I choose injuries.

You’re right, about the result (Browns won) and the night (Thursday). Just checked on PFR.com and looked at the Bills-Browns matchups and the only one that could have the 30-24 score in CLE in the gif above was the 37-24 Browns win on 10/3/2013.

I see. My mistake.

Wait, I thought the Bills came back to win the game featured in the gif. Thus the hilarity of seeing Haslam guffawing just before the fall. I’m wrong about the game in question?

Brutal.

There’s no way to put a positive spin on that joke.