The thing I remember about Halladay is that he worked so FAST. Saw him pitch at Fenway about 10 years ago, the game was over in 2:18. He pounded pounded pounded the strike zone, and he hurried up about it.

Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

I wonder about Luck’s overall NFL future. Shoulder injuries are notoriously difficult to recover from, it’s what derailed Pennington’s career.

Brissett is at least showing...something. He’s got promise.

Hey, at least they were able to hang a banner while they still had a healthy Luck.

The Texans gave the Pats a very hard time in their own barn in the playoffs last year despite having a wounded ostrich at QB. Their defense gave Brady a lot of heat. Imagine what they might have done with a good QB at the helm.

Never mind the fans: if they signed Kap, McNair would probably have a stroke.

This comment combined with your username wins the internet for the day.

God, that’s the best. Just shoot it right into my veins.

Those who do not remember Malcolm Butler are condemned to repeat it.

You know, I’m getting the oddest sense that Cam may have slept through his history course in college.

This Eskin guy seems like a real jagoff.

The Ladies Man.

Pack it up, folks, we’re not beating this one.

Nope, I think that’s all of them.

Now he can return to his home under the bridge and wait for goats to cross.

The line drive outs were tough for LA, because that’s BABIP in action. They hit sizzling line drives, but right at people. 4 feet to the right and those are runs on the board.

Yes, in Trespasser it all locks into place. I mean, from his POV his actions are rational.

A fair point. I’ll allow it.

Ilitch is no saint: yes he paid for Parks’ apartment (and he should be commended until eternity for doing so), but he also played a ton of sleazy games in terms of his stadiums, etc.