I’m a Pats fan and I cannot understand for the life of me how that wasn’t a touchdown. Never mind a fumble through the endzone and a touchback.

Can’t get a concussion when you don’t have a brain. Eli’s playing the long game here.

He’s a huge man, I wouldn’t be surprised if his swing easily gets out of whack because he’s just so big and there are so many moving parts.

Psst: he’s being punny.

Was looking for this, did not disappoint. Take your +1 you magnificent bastard.

I love Eli and McAdoo’s matching derp faces. “Where is my bowl of paste?” I was told I would get my bowl of paste in the second quarter!”

I have to say, I am thoroughly enjoying ARod’s work in the studios. He’s been really great to listen to.

From Drellich ...
“One player agent on Monday spoke of Farrell’s perceived shortcomings in grooming young leaders. It’s safe to say at this point that Farrell does not have the room fully behind him. Even the greatest conflict manager may not have been able to reach Price regarding the Eckersley dust-up. But…

This is the baseball erquivilant of Rex Ryan making two AFCCG with Mark Sanchez as his QB. It didn’t make him a good coach and it didn’t save his job...twice.

You shut your filthy mouth!

Or when he pinch hit Moreland against Devinski, who is absolute murder on left-handed hitters. I would have fired on the goddamn spot.

Only during the Dennis, I mean Kirk and KKKallahan show.

Farrell is a pretty intimidating guy in general. And he was a pitching coach, so maybe the real issue is young position players, not just young players.

Hiring Ausmus would be a huge mistake. I’d rather not have Varitek either.

I thought that was the 2.7. The 3.5 was supposed to be better.

The next-gen 300M was originally going to be the new Eagle Vision, but when they pulled the plug on the brand they re-badged it for Chrysler. That 300M was a good car for the time.

Was it reliable? I always liked these things and thought the Eagles were the best-looking of the bunch.

I also said I hoped Bauer would get his dick stuck in a drone

This is the only thing we agree upon. Most umps try not to toss players in that situation given the stakes, so in that instance Wegner did well. He just sucked the rest of the day.

You are wrong. They were outside. Both pitches. By quite a bit. The pitching charts show that.