Looks like the Shelbyville Shelbyvillians have lousy pitching this year.

Ruining the Marlins’ park by getting rid of the one interesting, absurd thing it has? Is this Jeets’ payback for the 2003 WS?

A buddy of mine is an Eagles fan and was at this game. He swears it was by far the most soul-crushing thing he’s ever experienced, and that includes cancer diagnoses for family members.

Buddy Ryan named his racehorse Fired For Winning.

COTD right here.

For $12 you’re really not financially committed in any huge way. Why not come back and see if these updates interest you?

Give her a break, she’s just workin’ for a livin’.

Give the pitcher credit for that, Engel run to third because it appeared to be uncovered, but McHugh hustled over there to cover before Engel could reach it.

Even though he shouldn’t have been suspended for his Beltre comments, I’m fine with West getting 3 days as kind of a Lifetime Achievement Award for longterm umping douchebaggery.

That was Jim Joyce.

That fucker cost the Pats HFA because he screwed up the Denver (?) game with a fumble. He deserves the Jets.

Believe it or not, the Pats winning percentage in the division over the last 10 years or so is just a small bit lower than their winning percentage outside of it. Granted, we’re talking like 74.8% vs 76.4%, but there it is.

The Imps are the Brits. The rebels are plucky Americans rebelling against them.

But you can’t really small-ish sample size your way into a 216 OPS+

I don’t wish to alarm you, but the Browns went 10-6 in 2007 under Romeo Crennel, of all people. Yeah I can’t believe it’s true either.

“Cosplay for Dads” is just the perfect label for these things.

The Suzuki Verona was a midsize car with an inline 6. It was, however, not executive.

Plus he began his career with 5 years in New England, where he took 146 sacks in only 61 games. Old Schaefer/Foxboro Stadium had terrible turf too.

Hah! I was close, there was one play the Jets ran before the Buttfumble. It’s like they hit their “professional play” quota for the night at that point and immediately reverted to pure entropy.

Tannehill hurt his knee today and it sounds serious, so maybe Miami will be looking at Kap.