Jags. Chargers.

It sure made my holiday complete. Pats scored 3 TDs in like 15 seconds that night (Pats score, Buttfumble was the first play on the ensuing drive, and then the Jets fumbled the subsequent kickoff and the Pats returned that for a TD.) It was glorious.

You can tell the Jets are hated most of all by their own fans because the first dozen responses Drew lists are all one-sentence screams of despair into the void.

Yup. Providence is Italian. Boston (well, traditionally South Boston) is Irish.

You must be fun at parties.

But he’s also a Trumpkin.

Year before the Giants/Ravens game. They lost to the Titans in the AFCCG, then the Titans came up 1 yard short against the Rams.

No way, Bortles is Eustace, at least at first. Soft, annoying, punchable face, always making the same mistakes, disliked by almost everyone. Only difference is there’s no dragon’s circlet around to teach Bortles the error of his ways.

The Voyage of Dawn the (Water) Treader.

Mr Tumnus would be the perfect Jags defensive coordinator. Tasked to capture humans but can’t be bothered to do so. “Goodness gracious me!”

He signed that deal as a 28 year old RB. It seems that many teams like to dump their RBs before they hit 33, the age that Murray will be when that contract ends. So I think it’s doubtful Murray sees the entire $42 million. Given that I think he would have been smarter to take a 3/24 or 2/20 deal if offered that was…

Great writeup as always Dom.

The AFCCG special!

His action figure perfectly encapsulates his sadness.

Imagine the outrage from the fans if they have to actually play Mallett, who’s just gadawful.

I saw my first one in the wild a few days ago, right in my own neighborhood of all places. Looked to be the base model.

They’ve invited him to throw out the first pitch in the past, but he’s always turned them down.

It probably useful for us to keep in mind he is at heart quite literally a used car salesman. So he’s used to saying a bunch of contradictory things at once: “Boy, this here Buick Electra sure is a real cream puff. It’s as solid as you could hope for, don’t worry about the mileage. But of course you’ll want the…

Selig’s whole tenure is at odds with itself. He takes credit for cracking down on PEDs starting with the testing in 2004, but of course he willfully turned a blind eye and exploited the PED-enabled HR chases of the late 90s that “saved” baseball’s popularity; popularity that had crated in the wake of the 1994 strike…

I thank you for the COTD setup. :)