I’ve waited a very long time for that one, so thank you

Million stars for the Guide reference

Disaster Area will order an acre of that

My spoOoOoOn is too big!

If Musk’s home battery becomes a reality, I’m guessing there are going to be plenty of homeowners who say FUCK YOU to their local power company and just fully disconnect from the grid.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Had this happened to me and they drew a Dickbutt instead, I wouldn’t even be mad, I’d be amazed.

This. Can we please make the word doofus be used more regularly. It is severely underutilized.

So cancer patients should have to go through some slightly more painful process because you think someone might possibly abuse this?

Is this article based solely on the concept that there is amylase in enriched wheat flour, or have there been studies in forensic science showing that distributing flour is effective at nullifying a search for saliva?

I came here just for this. Thank you! Have a lovely day.

“They found grain in there too, right?”

1: lacking any controls : unrestricted <unlimited access>

I never took trademark law, but does the fact that an identifiable group of people were actually offended enough to take it to court in the first place factor into the calculus at all? Because although klitoris and Make Your Own Dildo may be offensive, its hard to know who it offends unless they reveal themselves (so…

I’m gonna be that guy: I-280 is up on the Peninsula in the Bay Area, not LA.

Vely funny wide eye.. vely funny!

Common sense enough to realize that it is a scam should be one of the key safety features.

this is like porn to me