Ubisoft, EA, Microsoft, must I go on further?

Thankfully, my diagnosis came at the Ohio State Student Health Center. The downside is, they describe everything in B1G terms. "Your prostate is supposed to be the size of a large buckeye, but it is unfortunately closer to the balled up paw of a nittany lion. You're lucky we caught it before it grew to the size of a…

"Pro...cedure??? What is this pro...cedure?"

The blood clot will take months to resolve. I had what you had, except times 100. Though the procedure was a piece of cake (even drove myself to and fro). My, uh, aftermath was a a fucking disaster. Though I had no external bleeding from my incisions (not even stitched)but some fucking part of my groin decided to…

For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.

After further review, this is better

OK.

I want another Jim Ross/WWE edit. Please.

Cruz is my son's favorite player, and when they showed the video of Cruz literally bawling his eyes out as he was being carted off the field my son broke down crying :(

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

My god

To clarify, Mike Tyson met with Rob Ford yesterday and declared him the "greatest mayor in Toronto's history."

gamestop is the only place i dumpster dive. they constantly throw out perfectly good things all the time its mind blowing

Bitch, you almost made me laugh.

Fucking tracer.

you must be really fun at parties.

You're going to be that guy then, huh?

Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

so, traffic nightmare, check

execution for weed??? WEED!?!?!?'