“What I do love about Apple is its support for third-party keyboards.”

Ok I have one. This is killer. Tie your shoelaces together to keep yourself from leaving your computer and going to the fridge. It will remind you you’re supposed to be on some kind of diet.

This is sweet. This’ll get me the internet! : )

All I got out of this article is that 15-year-olds are having 3-ways and I’m not.

I was playing Grand Theft Auto when I was 11 and I didn't suffer bad parenting. Maybe kids are just more able to distinguish between fantasy and reality over here in Europe.

Great tip! You can bet the next time my balls are all over the place, I'll be looking for a couple of studs to hold them.

I'm not going to mince words - this is why I have a beef with Western game designers sometimes.