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Madden Man: You know who could identify any aquatic creature on first glance? Brett Favre.

Chip Kelly magic!

Anyway, no one cares about sneaker politics

Pacman curried favor with the league by pointing out his head shot was merely a tribute to the tragedy in Buffalo

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There’s no question in my mind JJ Watt would never be involved in this kind of scandal, because the Texans are too shitty to ever play in a game that matters

His legacy is for shit in my eyes and as punishment he should be exiled to Siberia where he cannot enjoy delicious Big Macs until at least early 2016

PFT is reporting that due to his creative use of cover-up techniques the NFL is interested in hiring him for head of investigations.

contrary to a Sunday afternoon report from ESPN, no schism exists between owner Daniel Snyder

Le Snick lineup:

Outrageous, but still better than the Fines Syracuse players were subjected to.

This guy’s an idiot. The real cat town in Pennsylvania is Penn State. They love covering up shit.

Browns’ crucial third preseason game, the one that traditionally most resembles the regular season

Curt intended to hire someone to do a parody of True Colors but expressed fears the target audience would retaliate and lop 'er head off.

It was the Feds, not the boos.

Hee hee!

Chip Kelly would give Suggs the benefit of the doubt but, you know.

“If all you’re going to write is negative (expletive) then none of you need to be here!”

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