Hah!

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"The San Antonio Spurs picked Tim Duncan on June 25, 1997, the same week Puff Daddy's "I'll Be Missing You" was dominating the charts. Puff Daddy sampled "Every Breath I Take" for that song; I wonder if subconsciously Puff knew he was simultaneously ushering in an athlete who literally takes our breath away every time…

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Here's a bold statement: Boston-Tampa Bay is the fiercest AL East rivalry these days

I wish I knew whether this was fun prodding about Kinja-era Deadspin commenting standards or legit. The answer dictates whether I post a sweet Not Sure If Serious meme pic.

Also a good point (I made a good point! You too! Hooray us!) Nevertheless, in the context of appeals, where someone is attacking something that's already done, there's a strong institutional interest in finality. Being able to say, "The appellant claims he was unhappy with his attorney from the start and outlines a…

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Chad Johnson was this close to entering his plea deal when, for some reason, judge Katie McHugh asked him if he was happy with his attorney's performance

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Your honor, I cite In Re: Ben Roethsliberger for the proposition that NFL players can freely molest members of the bar.

Hah!

One cannot easily diagnose traumatic brain injury by way of a television feed.

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The gang comparison is way off. These guys have no turf whatsoever.

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