I’m trying to figure out a way to craft a sentence that cleverly explains that 31-year-old Greg Piatek is a white man.

You’re still missing the point.

They also released a study concluding that if you read this article and then immediately toss out their data to insist that, no, actually you stream new music all the time because you are a very knowledgeable music person, you are missing the point entirely to be insufferable.

What treatments don’t work, exactly? An integrated team of medical, trauma and substance use counselors, social workers, and supportive housing? I’ll let the folks at the clinic know that smartliberal1987 says we’re wasting our time.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!

So they made fun of girls for being stereotypically girly and a man for not being stereotypically manly, is what you’re saying?

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

I constantly write tuneless, rhymeless, little songs to myself and sing them aloud, but I do that at work too...so I guess my strangest single behavior would have to be commenting on Jezebel all goddamn day long. (I do THAT at work, too, but I'm more secretive about it.)

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

Yeah this was a very difficult edit.

I cannot read this.

If you don't understand that EVERYTHING can be a joking matter then, and I mean this as politely as possible, you need to expand your mind and views. I always love when closed minded people act as if they are the enlightened ones, and people with an expanded worldview are somehow the problem. Rape isn't funny. That…

Depends on your sense of humor. For me, the outright slaughter of my entire family, all those who bear my last name, has the ability to be a funny joke. What's off limits for you is probably not off limits for me.

The opening gif reminds me of people at a rave who've just dropped an E. Pretty soon they'll be hugging you and telling you how fucking mental the tune is.

I thought this was fairly normal in rural china. Bamboo rats are huge and raised for food. This looks more like a nutria than a bamboo rat, though. Nutria (or coypu) are regularly confused for huge Norway rats (the type of rat most folks here are familiar with). They're native to South America, but have been…

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