I read this as

Dude, Stand by Me!

I’m trying to figure out a way to craft a sentence that cleverly explains that 31-year-old Greg Piatek is a white man.

This is my exact experience, and it’s why i didn’t get until comics until I was an adult and could order trades from Amazon. I LOVE comics now, they’re a huge part of my life, but I still only read in trade or digitally.

The below is from an NPR interview of commentator Aaron Freeman: 

You’re still missing the point.

They also released a study concluding that if you read this article and then immediately toss out their data to insist that, no, actually you stream new music all the time because you are a very knowledgeable music person, you are missing the point entirely to be insufferable.

What treatments don’t work, exactly? An integrated team of medical, trauma and substance use counselors, social workers, and supportive housing? I’ll let the folks at the clinic know that smartliberal1987 says we’re wasting our time.

I work in the telecom industry for a major wireless provider. So it’s true that every site will have batteries to provide a buffer when AC is down or flaky, but without AC you can’t run HVAC for larger sites and they will overheat before the batteries ever run out. The larger and more important sites will have…

Getting the required amount of replacement transformers down there might be a huge problem. I am in SWFL, and we are starting to think that there is a shortage already. They have been pulling dead transformers but not replacing.

Most cell towers each have their own battery power to handle a power outage, but it won’t last forever. Phone company buildings that are essential to their network will have backup generators in addition to batteries.

Have you tried putting it in a bag, though?

...kinky

“Who is Number One?!”

“YOU are Number Six.”

Trump isn’t Bettlejuice. He doesn’t become less powerful if you avoid saying his name. He’s the president of the United States, a job that at least used to be considered the most powerful position in the world.

No. They have a pretty temperate climate.

THE ARISTOCRATS!

I didn’t think this was about stolen property. I was ignorant on the law regarding taking down road signs. Thanks to comments from people like Stephen Zielinski, who informed rather than insult, I know why that charge was used.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.