Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I never understood vests. My extremities get cold before my torso does.

Blasphemy! That film is a work of genius. Insane, ridiculous genius but genius nonetheless.

IIRC, a cat’s terminal velocity usually isn’t high enough to kill it if it lands on its feet, so a cat’s odds of surviving a fall actually go up the farther it falls, since that gives it more time to twist so that it lands on its feet.

Actual footage of the event...

I assumed that, off camera, he just jumped out the window right after Tommen, in the kind of display of unmitigated loyalty and devotion for which cats are so well-known.

If you go down to Novaya Zemlya today
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to Novaya Zemlya today
You’d better go in disguise!

The difference to me here is, a smoker can take precautions to prevent a fire. Smoke outside, away from flammable sources, fully put out your butts in an ashtray.

After the patient’s back pain improved, he discharged himself.

Kind of related to your post, I used to work at a manufacturing plant out on the line. We had a supervisor that whenever there was a particular spot on the line that was causing a bottleneck, he would put the laziest worker at that spot and eventually the guy would find an easier/faster way to do the task.

These Gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

Something something the laziest employee is the best because they will always find the quickest way to get something done something something.

It already has. I’m 30 and when I was in school they already had requirements about when you couldn’t use a calculator, when you could use a calculator but had to show your work, when it was assumed you could do it so the calculator was fine, etc. It’s actually part of why I’m a software developer now, in middle and…

WH issues new warning on all cigarette packages to make Trump look like less of an idiot.

This multiplied by 50 or so?:

Y’all Queda?

Who actually believes this shit? Pot is fucking expensive, and nobody is going to waste their shit on kids.

just what i want to do with my hard earned drugs;  give them away and endanger children and blow up my spot.