Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

IIRC, a cat’s terminal velocity usually isn’t high enough to kill it if it lands on its feet, so a cat’s odds of surviving a fall actually go up the farther it falls, since that gives it more time to twist so that it lands on its feet.

Actual footage of the event...

I assumed that, off camera, he just jumped out the window right after Tommen, in the kind of display of unmitigated loyalty and devotion for which cats are so well-known.

WH issues new warning on all cigarette packages to make Trump look like less of an idiot.

Y’all Queda?

I’m trying to figure out a way to craft a sentence that cleverly explains that 31-year-old Greg Piatek is a white man.

You’re still missing the point.

They also released a study concluding that if you read this article and then immediately toss out their data to insist that, no, actually you stream new music all the time because you are a very knowledgeable music person, you are missing the point entirely to be insufferable.

What treatments don’t work, exactly? An integrated team of medical, trauma and substance use counselors, social workers, and supportive housing? I’ll let the folks at the clinic know that smartliberal1987 says we’re wasting our time.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!

So they made fun of girls for being stereotypically girly and a man for not being stereotypically manly, is what you’re saying?

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

I constantly write tuneless, rhymeless, little songs to myself and sing them aloud, but I do that at work too...so I guess my strangest single behavior would have to be commenting on Jezebel all goddamn day long. (I do THAT at work, too, but I'm more secretive about it.)

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.