Meat pies are delicious, get outta here with that foolishness!!

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

How many other people still type g into the address bar and see Gawker.com pop up and get sad?

A little test run before Election Day

Reminds me of something kind of related—you know you can ring yourself out using their Apple store app, right? It’s a bit awkward to pick something up, hold it up to your phone, pocket it and walk out without ever talking to anyone. Feels like someone is going to accuse you of stealing. I’ve done it a few times and…

“beck and call,” dude, not “beckon call.” Also the rest of your comment is shit.

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!

So they made fun of girls for being stereotypically girly and a man for not being stereotypically manly, is what you’re saying?

Was literally my first thought as well. Glad I'm not alone.

I have a copy of Wim Wender’s Director’s Cut of Until The End Of The World, and that, at 278 minutes (the version I have anyway, I hear that there is a 295 minute version out there as well, mine is a rip from the laserdisc), is plenty long enough. It’s a truly wonderful movie and is best done over three sittings.

Same here. If you know that's the price of admission, why is everyone complaining? Just don't date her if you want a blowjob. It's that easy.

As long as both parties are cool with it, I see no problem.

I constantly write tuneless, rhymeless, little songs to myself and sing them aloud, but I do that at work too...so I guess my strangest single behavior would have to be commenting on Jezebel all goddamn day long. (I do THAT at work, too, but I'm more secretive about it.)

Well here are some bouncing tits for you

Well put, Rev! Way to step in with some foundational research information😆

Just set one up. Now I have to lie in wait for a wrong number..."This is not the Droid you are looking for."

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

Yeah this was a very difficult edit.